Q: What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance
“Borrow money from pessimists—they don’t expect it back.” Unknown
“3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.” Unknown
“Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.” Unknown
Penny: I finally convinced the restaurant to give me a bar-tending shift, so I need to practice mixing drinks. Leonard: That’s great! The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition. Sheldon: With certain obvious exceptions. *Leonard and Penny look at Sheldon.* Sheldon: Suicide for example.
“If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?” Unknown