“3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.” Unknown
“Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.” Unknown
Penny: I finally convinced the restaurant to give me a bar-tending shift, so I need to practice mixing drinks. Leonard: That’s great! The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition. Sheldon: With certain obvious exceptions. *Leonard and Penny look at Sheldon.* Sheldon: Suicide for example.
“If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?” Unknown
“Call the psychic hotline and just say, ‘Guess.’” Unknown
“Recipe for a Happy Birthday One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila… Floor!” Tender Thoughts Greetings Card
“Blind dates are like chocolates: they are usually chunky, and they quickly disappear.” Unknown